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definitelynotsatan:

if anyone asks what civil war is just show them this picture

night-vale-community-radio:

when ur listening to Night Vale and they drop some sick beats

bmoneythefirst:

cash4bees:

Some nerd: Robots aren’t cool!

Me: 

Nerd: Holy shit. 

That baby from toy story is all grown up

gayboyfriencl:

Chill

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

teacrumps:

vickythepixie:

mihael5sos:

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

Shoulder blades.

flavorblaster:

Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss

had your eyes wide open

why were they open?

jzo:

a reason to live

arachnofiend:

jamesnealsjunk:

fem-usa:

letsmemeitup:

• i like
• i hate
• i wish
• i want
• i need
• i don’t
• i can’t
• i was
• i would
  

mine are all so depressing wth

I didn’t have anything for “i like” which probably says something about me.

#i like fucking